short story

Valet you say lame job! I say adnventure! How? You may ask. Well i'll tell you how my friend. Im standing out side of this beautiful five star restraunt waiting for people to pull up in their nice fancy cars that i will never be able to aford in my life time. As a car pulls up and the lovely couple or family gets out of their nice vehicle they toss me their keys and I go park their car. You may say how lame! But i say sweet because while thery are having a nice meal i am " parking their car" wink wink if you get what i'm saying. Well today this nice looking black mitsubishi pulls up with corm wheels black leather seats and kick butt bumping radio all i could think to myself was VERRY NICEE! I LIKEE! I couldn't wait to take this out today as the couple got out of their car and they tossed me their keys before you could say tinky winky I was in the driver seat gone. Before you know it i was taking turns like i was a race car driver in action. I thought to myself for a second what adventure should I go on today hmm. . . . I think I will go on a high speed chase now that sounds breath takin you may say dangerous or something but i say live life on the edge! So i was driving around for about ten mintues there was no action going on what so ever then sundenly BOOMB i look in my rear view miorror and i see ten cops coming towards i put the car in drive pushed on the gas pedle and I went from twenty miles per hour to hundred miles per hour with in seconds im going around a little town taking cornors like im pro. OH NO! i thought to myself as they were catching up to me I went left then right then down a hill then up a hill then I was going around this curvy road and a car was driving on the wrong side so i slamed on brakes ERRKK went the tires a cop car flips over my car the nine other cops cars were swerving trying not to hit me as i just sat there in there way not one car hit me. I put the car in reverse as I turned the wheel and got out of the mess I looked back as I was headed back to the restraunt as I shook my head then i was hearing voices . .. WAKE UP TIMMY! TIMMY WAKE UP! HELLO!! I opened my eyes i asked where am I ? Someone answerd you are in math you know . . What happend am I okay ? I asked Somone else answerd your fine you just fell asleep FELL ASLEEP YOU KIDDING ME! NO ! i was in a high speed chase ! No your in math class . .. So it all was just a dream . . .

55 word story

Ouch!

Quit hitting me!

Stop that!

No you stop it!

OUCH!

stop hurting me!

tommy why you hurting your self?

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BACKSTABBER

[LAUREN is walking down the hallway at school and stops her best friend TINA]

LAUREN

[Say with attitude] We need to talk NOW!

TINA

[Say with fear] about what?!

LAUREN

I hear you have been talking behind my back.

TINA

[Say with confusion and worry] WHAT! No I haven’t.

LAUREN

That’s not what I have been hearing.

TINA

Well I’m telling you the truth I haven’t said anything about you!

LAUREN

I’m sorry but I don’t believe you.

TINA

Well what have you been hearing that I all said.

LAUREN

[Say with furry]I’m not telling you you’re the one who said you should know.

TINA

[Say with frustration] But I haven’t said anything!

LAUREN

[Say with attitude and frustration]Yeah whatever! I also heard you have been spreading rumors about me too what’s that all about HUH! What your life is so boring so you have to make rumors up?!

TINA

You have to be kidding me right now! Seriously where do you get your facts from?!

LAUREN

That doesn’t matter!

TINA

Yes it does because I haven’t said jack diddly squat!

LAUREN

I’m pretty sure you have actually I take that back I am 100% sure you have!

TINA

WOW!

LAUREN

Wow what I’m right?!

TINA

No your not right you kidding me?!

LAUREN

[Say with sarcasm Ha! Of course I’m kidding . . .

TINA

[Say it calming] Really?!

LAUREN

[Say with furry and anger]NO! You kidding me you’re a backstabber as a friend!

TINA

Oh not uh! You’re the one who is a backstabber as a friend!

LAUREN

[Say with attitude and frustration]How am I the backstabber? You’re the one who spread rumors about me that my boobs are fake! And that I cheated on my boyfriend not to mention you also talked behind my back!

TINA

OH MYY GOOSHH! You serious you actually think I said those things about you and you wonder how you’re the backstabber as a friend when you are the one who is believing everything you hear before you come to talk to me to see if its true or NOT!

LAUREN

Oh but it is true!

TINA

How do you know it is true!

LAUREN

Because I have heard it from more then one person!

TINA

So since you have heard it from more then one person it has to be true oh yeah… NOT! There called rumors for a reason! People spread them and they get around but it is up to you to realize what is real and what fiction is!

LAUREN

Well I guess you have a point . . .

TINA

Yeah so when you hear someone say things you shouldn’t always believe it right away you should um I don’t know come to me first and ask me what’s up then just blame it on me! Oh and when I say I haven’t said anything I mean it!

LAUREN

Well . . . I guess I believe you now. . . I should have come to talk to you about it first then just blaming it on you.

TINA

Um yeah! You should always come to me first. . . But I also see where you are coming from too because if tons of people where coming up to telling you said things about me I problem would have done the same thing you did.

LAUREN

Yeah well I’m sorry. . .

TINA

It’s all good you want to go get some ice cream?!

[LAUREN and TINA go down the hallway skipping and laughing together]